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Anonymous said: Vielleicht sage ich es dir ja 😂😊

Und unter welchen Bedingungen ?


people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

(via death-by-lulz)



I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

(via lamelohan)

(Source: beyonce4world, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

(Source: qatu, via crunchier)


do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab, via crunchier)


i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via lamelohan)

Anonymous said: How come you're wearing a hijab, but your title is so offensive? :/

Thank you for that advise. I changed that several weeks ago :*

Anonymous said: Liebeee deinen Blog ❤️ - C

Hahaha ich wünschte ich könnte das gleiche über deinen sagen..aaber du zeigst ihn mir ja nicht -.-‘


im sorry. is my swag distracting you

(Source: 6yr, via crunchier)